Tools
A well-designed utility drawer. Nothing decorative for decoration's sake.
Link Shortener
Drop a URL. Get a henrywu.top/xyz. It lives in your browser's storage - refresh-proof, private, and genuinely annoying to people who expect a global network.
Age Calculator
Your exact age, down to the day. The odometer counts are not a metaphor.
Password Generator
Strong enough that you'll never remember it. The best kind of security.
Palette Generator
Black, white, cream, and one muted accent. On brand every single time. Click a swatch to copy its hex.
Jokemaster
A randomized joke machine fed by a living database. It never repeats until you've heard them all - because repeating a joke is the only actual crime.
Press the button. I'll be here.
Decibel Meter
Measures how loud the room is using your phone's mic (this is the he has an iPhone part). Tap start - the browser will ask for microphone access. The numbers are approximate; the judgment is very real.
Press start to find out how loud it is in here.
* Not calibrated. Your phone is being a little generous with the truth.
Research Assistant
Ask a question, get sources. One catch: it will only ever search Wikipedia. We were told to keep it that way.
Birthday Gift Idea Generator
Out of ideas for their birthday? Same. This draws from a big pool of gift ideas, one at a time, randomly, with no repeats until it's gone through the whole deck.